Curiosa: O RLY?

[nebroadwe]

My nominee for world's most misleading advertising slogan, seen in the children's department of Borders:

Books are
safe gifts
for kids.

Uh-huh. You just go on thinking that ...

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[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, if you don't mind engendering free thinking and that sort of thing....

[nebroadwe.livejournal.com]

Sssh! They'll hear you!

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. But that's my job, you know; in this life, I'm a teacher of forbidden knowledge. *grin*