Random: This can't end well ...

Unless Jerry Bruckheimer is having us all on, he's hired Johnny Depp to play Tonto in his upcoming Lone Ranger movie.

Johnny Depp. Tonto.

Johnny Depp. Tonto.

I'd ask, "What were they thinking?" (and, possibly, "Doesn't anybody involved with the production talk to M. Night Shyamalan?") except, well ...