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Title: Ficlet: Learning Curve
Fandom: FMA (manga version)
Character(s): Hohenheim
Pairing(s): None.
Rating: G
Word Count: 250
Warnings: Spoilers for Hohenheim's backstory.
A/N: This was supposed to be crack, and then suddenly took a left turn into serious. (Sorry,
kanja177 -- does it help to imagine Passive-Aggressive Messages Man as a homunculus? Because then you could feel satisfied about thwarting his plans?) Crossposted from
nebroadwe to Höllenbeck (i.e.
hagaren_manga,
fm_alchemist,
fma_gen,
fma_writers and
fma_fiction). Concrit welcomed with flowers of copper.
Dedication: For
kanja177, who could be having a better week.
First, he discovers that experiments frequently fail: sometimes explosively (which at least proves to the surviving observers that he tried), but more often silently, without even a whiff of ozone or a crackle of static discharge once the light of the reaction fades, leaving him with an inert heap of reagents that look exactly the same as they did before he started. He's supposed to learn from his errors -- the master interrogates him minutely after every transmutation (Did you calcine the earth properly? Did you invoke the Pure Form as the Mother of Perfect Being? Great gods, boy, you didn't use the last of the white magnesia, did you?) -- but nine times out of ten he hasn't got a clue why his circle didn't work, and says so.
Then he takes his thrashing and scrubs the floor clean and and teases hints from the bottle-imp in the corner (Try thinking, Hohenheim, instead of invoking purity of being or whatever. What's the difference between magnesium carbonate and magnesium hydroxide?). And when he curls up on his mat at night, back stiff and palms raw and brain full of witty retorts devised too late for use (Seven letters!), he remembers the one time in ten when he did realize what went wrong, and corrected it, and felt the world reshape itself under his fingers, sand into glass. He shivers with the aftershock of that elation, still vivid even after weeks of disappointment.
He'll know it again, he promises himself. He'll know everything someday, and never fail.
[Acknowledgments: Fullmetal Alchemist (Hagane no Renkinjutsushi) was created by Arakawa Hiromu and is serialized monthly in Shonen Gangan (Square Enix). Copyright for these properties is held by Arakawa Hiromu and Square Enix. All rights reserved.]
Fandom: FMA (manga version)
Character(s): Hohenheim
Pairing(s): None.
Rating: G
Word Count: 250
Warnings: Spoilers for Hohenheim's backstory.
A/N: This was supposed to be crack, and then suddenly took a left turn into serious. (Sorry,
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First, he discovers that experiments frequently fail: sometimes explosively (which at least proves to the surviving observers that he tried), but more often silently, without even a whiff of ozone or a crackle of static discharge once the light of the reaction fades, leaving him with an inert heap of reagents that look exactly the same as they did before he started. He's supposed to learn from his errors -- the master interrogates him minutely after every transmutation (Did you calcine the earth properly? Did you invoke the Pure Form as the Mother of Perfect Being? Great gods, boy, you didn't use the last of the white magnesia, did you?) -- but nine times out of ten he hasn't got a clue why his circle didn't work, and says so.
Then he takes his thrashing and scrubs the floor clean and and teases hints from the bottle-imp in the corner (Try thinking, Hohenheim, instead of invoking purity of being or whatever. What's the difference between magnesium carbonate and magnesium hydroxide?). And when he curls up on his mat at night, back stiff and palms raw and brain full of witty retorts devised too late for use (Seven letters!), he remembers the one time in ten when he did realize what went wrong, and corrected it, and felt the world reshape itself under his fingers, sand into glass. He shivers with the aftershock of that elation, still vivid even after weeks of disappointment.
He'll know it again, he promises himself. He'll know everything someday, and never fail.
[Acknowledgments: Fullmetal Alchemist (Hagane no Renkinjutsushi) was created by Arakawa Hiromu and is serialized monthly in Shonen Gangan (Square Enix). Copyright for these properties is held by Arakawa Hiromu and Square Enix. All rights reserved.]
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Date: 2008-12-05 01:09 pm (UTC)Just what I need -- another plotbunny. Here, have a carrot, and go play with all your little friends.
But I like Manga Hohenheim a lot too. I always knew he wasn't just a deadbeat, that there was a reason he had to go.
I'm still waiting to see what precisely he's been up to besides running away from his loved ones' mortality. I'm also still giving good odds that he ends up dead before the end of the series (I can't quite tell which direction Arakawa is going to jump; she believes in consequences, but that could mean either that Hohenheim finds his natural end in the exhaustion of the homunculus's "gift" of immortality, or he's left to cope with it anyway, Wandering Jew fashion, because there are no take-backs in life. In which case Ed probably is stuck with his automail, too -- another point on which I'm not certain which way the story will go ...)