Fanfiction: Venez m'aider

[nebroadwe]

Help, help: I am hiding under a quarto volume bound in one-quarter blind-stamped pig over vellum-covered wooden boards with two leather-and-metal clasps and metal catchplates (one intact), that just happens to contain an incunable and three early printed books in need of identification and cataloging, but a deposed king keeps trying to tell me what it's like for him in prison and that his heir wouldn't have lasted six months on the throne if it weren't for his friend the deus ex machina propping him up. If you can read this, please launch anti-plot-bunny ordnance at these coordinates. Repeat, please launch anti-plot-bunny ordnance at these coordinates.

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Comments

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i tend to encourage the rampant plot bunnies i'm afraid

[nebroadwe.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd settle for them just not bothering me at work.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

where's the fun in that? It's much more fun to torment you there (or in the car or shower, anyplace you can't take notes) then shut up when you're ready to listen

[nebroadwe.livejournal.com]

If I had a penny for every time I hopped out of the shower frantically repeating six perfect lines of text over and over and over ... I'd have enough to quit my day job and raise plotbunnies.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you and me both