Poetry: Untitled #13, appropriately enough ...

[nebroadwe]

Happy Birthday, evil_little_dog! In honor of the day, Edward Elric and I present the following tanka:

"Just here for the food!"
Loitering beside the cake
As the candles burn,

He won't let you blow them out,
The youngest State -- Arsonist?

Ed claims there's an age joke in there, but I think he's just kidding himself ...

Many happy returns of the day!

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[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

"Ed, you're being very rude," Winry says, almost in his ear.

Al nods in agreement, "And S.J.'s a nice person...well, okay, she usually writes you in terrible predicaments but still!"

Ed growls and clenches his hand tighter around the glass, ignoring his family for a moment to realize that the bastard has made a comment about his stature and tromps two steps forward, braid bristling. "HEY! Don't call me so short that I don't even come up to S.J.'s waist!"....

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Roy clucks his tongue against his palate. "Still haven't studied your Sun Tzu, have you, Fullmetal?" he drawls. "'If equally matched, offer battle; if inferior, avoid it. Though an obstinate fight may be made by a small force, in the end it must defeated by the larger.'"

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"Insulting me sounds like you want a fight," Ed rages, taking another step forward....

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"I have better things to do with my time," Roy replies, unruffled. He turns away from Ed and offers you his arm ...

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I take Roy's arm and stick my tongue out at Ed from behind the cover of Roy's shoulder....

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Ed snaps and, before anyone can stop him, heaves the contents of his glass at the pair of you ...

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"Brother!" Alphonse cries out....

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Roy pushes you aside and takes the impact on his neck and shoulder ...

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Winry gasps as I stagger into Havoc....

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... who catches you with one hand on your arm and the other on your rear. "Whoops!" he says ...

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"Fullmetal," Roy growls as I grab Havoc's wrist and move one of his hands off my backside....

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Ed's face is, briefly, a study, as anger, shame, glee, regret and a touch of nervousness vie for control of his seventh cranial nerve. Defiance trumps them all, however, and he drops into a defensive crouch (all trees are felled at ground level) ...

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I cannot help it and start giggling (whilst fending off Havoc's octopus hands)....

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Roy spares a disapproving glance at his lieutenant, then raises an eyebrow at you ...

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...which just makes me laugh harder and wave my hands....

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Your laughter is infectious: Havoc grins, other guests begin chuckling along, and Roy's offended stance relaxes. "Just eat your cake, then, eh, Fullmetal?" he says, brushing at the liquid on his jacket. "Havoc, get me a napkin, can't you?"

"Coming right up, sir," Havoc replies, giving you a farewell pat on the only part of your anatomy he can reach ...

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I roll my eyes at Havoc and pat HIM on the backside as he leaves to get a napkin.

"Ed, since you made the mess, you ought to take care of it!" Winry points imperiously at Roy's clothing....

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Ed and Roy regard her with oddly similar expressions of alarm and distaste. "That won't be necessary, Miss Rockbell," Roy demurs, while Ed mutters, "He said I should just eat some cake." His gaze latches on to the plates she holds, then sharpens, as if some thought process has come unstuck and is now ticking over at high speed. He grins at Winry, and the sweetness of his smile goes some way toward mitigating the sourness of his tone as he adds, "You owe me one, anyway."

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"You're the one trying to ruin the party." Winry cocks an eyebrow at him but knows her charade is falling apart.

"Just because Ed's...uncouth...Winry," I say, trying to suck back a wicked grin....

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Ed ignores you and holds out a hand ...

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Winry makes a "hmph!" noise and hands him one of her slices of cake....

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Ed accepts it, forks off a huge chunk, and waves it at you. "Happy birthday, you old hag!" he says, before stuffing the cake into his mouth.

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Winry winces and Al facepalms, moaning, "Brother...."

"Oh, I see how it is." I grin wickedly....

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Ed scarfs down the rest of the cake in four bites, wipes his mouth on his sleeve, and glances at the other plate of cake Winry's holding ...

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"This is my piece, Edward," Winry glares at him, moving the plate out of his reach.

"Oh, let him have it, Winry," I say magnanimously, heading for the pile of gifties....