Personal Note: Scaaary ...

[nebroadwe]

A malediction uttered by someone known only as louannm on the Usenet newsgroup rec.arts.sf.written, in the direction of a soi-disant author spamming the group with the announcement of his recent vanity press publication:

May your writing be accurately appraised by everyone who comes near it.

Brr. Just hearing that makes me reach for the holy water.