Random: Meta-Rant

[nebroadwe]

I recently discovered the joys of browsing fanficrants (no, really, before I was insulted by the vole. :-) A good rant is cathartic. So I present to you the perfect -- nay, Platonic form of all rants:
Clever and Mildly Insulting Subject Line
Don't miss the gems in the comments that follow, either (especially what devolves from sevendeadlyfun's "Self-aggrandizing statement of support"). The whole thing will make you weep that there are no further worlds to conquer. Or something like that.

Comments

[haleysings.livejournal.com]

Well, it wasn't that...I was thinking of, like, a big sphere covered with nothing but eyes. Like an eyeball made of eyeballs or something. ._.;

[nebroadwe.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Doesn't ring any bells. If it's an evil eyeball monster, though, no doubt it can be conquered by stabbing it in the vitals with a rolled-up copy of "Anemia's Song" (Shes a lonly girl wanting escape realty what happens when she meets the gang and will she find love? my 1st fic no flames plz!).