Meme: Oh, the stories you'll write!

Snagged from evil_little_dog, who got it from cornerofmadness:

If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.

So basically, give me a title and fandom I'll give you a quick summary of a story that I would write, using that title.

I'll take any fandom I'm familiar with, whether I've written for it already or not (since I don't actually have to write these stories, right? Right?).