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Herewith a record of a conversation between my next-door neighbor and his (I suspect) four-year-old daughter whilst he was attempting to fix his garage door opener:
(Daughter followed me upstairs and asked me if I would be her friend (yes), what I was carrying (bookshelf tops), and whether I was a boy or a girl (girl). Because my hair is very short (I just had it cut). She then signed off with, "Bye-bye -- I love you!" and headed back downstairs. Nice kid.)
Neighbor (juggling tools): Can you get Mommy for me, sweetheart?Exit nebroadwe, pretending not to have heard this. TMI.
Daughter: Mommy is [indistinguishable].
Neighbor: What's Mommy doing?
Daughter: She's [indistinguishable].
Neighbor: She's what?
Daughter (LOUDLY AND CLEARLY): NAKED! NAKED IN THE SHOWER!
(Daughter followed me upstairs and asked me if I would be her friend (yes), what I was carrying (bookshelf tops), and whether I was a boy or a girl (girl). Because my hair is very short (I just had it cut). She then signed off with, "Bye-bye -- I love you!" and headed back downstairs. Nice kid.)