Meme: He's dead, Jim -- you get his phaser; I'll take his wallet.

Sniggled from evil_little_dog:

If you see this, post a quote from Star Trek in your journal.

All righty, then:

Worf: [on Klingon physiognomy, then and now] It is a long story. We do not discuss it with outsiders.

I get the impression that Klingons do not write fanfiction ...