Meme: Repent! Repent!

AnimeNewsNetwork.com's weekly "Hey, Answerman!" column last week put the following challenge to its readership:

Pretend you're Catholic and confess! Send [in] your controversial anime fan confessions ... The best ones will be printed here next week; there will also be a "Gallery of the Lame" so don't send me stupid stuff.

I sent mine in, but they didn't make the cut (or the "Gallery of the Lame," phew!). So here they are:

( Bless me, Father, for I have sinned while watching anime ... )

Confession is good for the soul; I feel better already. Check out the column to see what evil lurks in the hearts of other fen ...