Meme: Change One Letter

Over on rec.arts.anime.misc, the following meme has been occupying the copious (ha!) free time of various posters (including me):

* Take the title of a book, movie, or TV show (in this case, an anime or manga);
* Add, subtract, or replace one letter; and
* Write a "TV Guide" style description of the resulting work.

Which produces capsule summaries like "Reed or Die: A secret agent with musical powers has to find an old symphonic score before it can be used for evil" and "Transfarmers: More than meets the rye. In this exciting episode Husker harvests -- what else? -- corn." My contributions, of course, don't meet the exacting standard of excellence established by these previous entries, but I'm still pretty proud of them: ( Cut for terrible puns and obscure historical and literary references ...  )

Anyone else want to join the fun? Please, comment away ...