Personal Note: OW! OW!

[nebroadwe]

Dear Subconscious,

      Can you please be a little more proactive about waking me up when I get a foot cramp? I don't need the extra dream time to fall out of a tree in the woods down by the creek while shrieking for help ("Mom! Ow! Mom, mom! It hurts! MOMMY!"); what I do need is to awaken immediately and STRETCH MY FOOT.

Sincerely,
nebroadwe

PS Oh, and a dream about driving kanja177 to Denver (mysteriously just a hop-skip-jump down a 2-lane country road narrowed by snowdrifts) to a hotel filled with weather refugees for a job interview, all the while fighting the inability of the car's defroster to clear the windshield? I SEE WUT U DID THAR.

Comments

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

but it's more fun to delay stretching that foot with b.s. dreams

[nebroadwe.livejournal.com]

For certain values of fun, I suppose. Which values are NOT MINE. I'm a total wuss when it comes to pain and my subconscious should darn well know that already. (Earlier that night it helped me run away from a gigantic vampire with a taser, at least.)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

see if you hadn't been running from taser carrying gigantic vampires, your foot wouldn't have cramped

[nebroadwe.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't ask to hang out with vampires. (Although, by opposing them once they showed up, I probably should have expected to be tased. Sigh.)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahah yes probably